Why Mark Carney Would Be a Disaster as Canada’s Prime Minister
Mark Carney for Prime Minister? Hell No.
There’s been a lot of noise about Mark Carney stepping in as the next leader of the Liberal Party—or even Canada’s next prime minister. He’s got the resume: former Governor of the Bank of Canada and the Bank of England, global finance guy, and UN climate envoy.
But here's the thing: Canada doesn’t need a hedge fund-friendly technocrat in charge. We need a leader who gets us, not someone groomed by Goldman Sachs.
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1. Carney Is an Elitist Banker, Not a Voice for Canadians
Carney is the ultimate insider. Harvard, Oxford, Goldman Sachs—he checks every globalist box. He’s spent his life rubbing shoulders with billionaires, not working-class Canadians. His priorities? Capital flows, not kitchen tables.
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2. He’s Never Been Elected. Ever.
Let’s be real—Mark Carney has never run for office. Not once. Yet somehow, he’s positioned as a savior for the Liberal Party?
We don’t need another unaccountable bureaucrat parachuted into power. We need someone who’s actually faced a ballot box.
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3. Trudeau 2.0, But Worse
Carney’s fingerprints are all over Trudeau’s climate policy and pandemic economic response. So if you’re thinking a new face means new ideas—don’t hold your breath.
Canada doesn’t need another suit with a speechwriter. It needs a shake-up.
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4. Climate Talk, Corporate Walk
Carney talks a big game on climate—but what’s he actually pushing? Carbon markets. ESG investing. Financial products dressed up as solutions.
Spoiler: carbon credits don’t stop pipelines. They just make pollution more profitable.
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5. He Won’t Unite Canada—He’ll Divide It More
From Western alienation to urban-rural divides, Canada’s already split. Dropping a globalist banker with zero political chops into the middle of it? That’s not healing—it’s pouring gas on the fire.
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Final Word: Carney Is Not the Future
Canada needs bold, grounded leadership—not another imported suit doing PR for the rich. Mark Carney may be the media’s pick, but he’s not ours. Join the movement. Call out the bullshit. And wear it proudly.
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